Quotes/ words that should be in Harry Potter but Arent:
- Geez, Voldemort, stop acting so gay!
- Fabulous
- Bellatrix, stop groping me. Just just go stand over there.
- Tell me Lucius, whos the prettiest ballerina of them all? Voldemort gave a cold smile at the clearly horrified man.
- Sooo, whats REALLY going on between his lordship and that snake, hmm?
-Wait a minute, Harry said. You want me to put this Snitch where now?
- What we need, Voldemort mused, is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the m
A bus stop with shelter. The weather is overcast. ANGEL is sitting inside the shelter, CENTRE stage. Enter MAN stage RIGHT. He sits down with a sigh.
ANGEL [after a brief pause]: Your life sucks.
MAN: Thank you for the input.
ANGEL: I can help you.
MAN: You could also mind your own business.
ANGEL: I don't think you realize who I am.
MAN: Who are you?
ANGEL: I'm an angel.
MAN: What.
ANGEL: I'm an angel, and I can help you, Darren.
[MAN just looks at him.]
ANGEL: It's… not Darren, is it? Ugh, I always do this… Darryl? David? Something with 'd', right?
MAN: What is the matter with you?
ANGEL: Donald? Dan?
MAN: N
A sunny day in the park. There is a single bench CENTRE stage. GOD is sitting on the LEFT side of the bench. He has long, white hair and a long, white beard, and is wearing a simple white robe. He is reading a newspaper. Enter PETER from the RIGHT. He is wearing black pants, leather shoes, a white shirt and a garish, comical tie. He is carrying a paper bag. PETER sits on the bench next to GOD, setting his bag next to him. He folds his hands and admires the weather.
PETER. Beautiful weather today.
GOD [focusing on his newspaper]. Mm-hm.
PETER. [Extending his hand] The name's Peter.
GOD [shaking PETER's hand]. God.
[GOD re
Not artistic at all in the drawing sense, though they say art is subjective and I say I'm crap at it. So lets just leave it there :) I'd like to think I'm artistic in other aspects and enjoy finding beauty in the simple things.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
"You can't be beautiful until you feel beautiful."
Do you see how ironic my username is... lol.
Favourite genre of music: Rock Personal Quote: "Don't speak cos your mind is amazing"
Favourite Movies
Chocolat, Litt;e Miss Sunshine, Sweeney Todd, Thirteen, Transamerica and many more!
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Scarling, JOJ, Marilyn Manson, PATD, Nelly Furtado, Katy Rose, Green Day, Muse, Maroon 5, NYPC
Why do I have to be Team Edward! I'm Team GaGa damn it, cause she's a fucking weirdo through and through! So what if Edward can glow, Gaga can wear a telephone on her head and call it fashion. So can you blame me for siding with GaGa?
But most importantly she can make a 9 minute music video for a 3 minute song that has NOTHING to do with the lyrics.
"You know what they say: 'once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger'"
Brittany Murphy died at age 32 of cardiac arrest. Tis a shame she died so young as she was such a talented actress.
Apparently she died of natural causes but it has not been identified if their are other causes yet.
Most people remember Brittany Murphy for the film Clueless but nobody has mentioned the film, Girl Interrupted, where I think she gives a great performance. That being said Clueless is a teen movie classic.
Rest in peace Brittany Murphy
DISCLAIMER: Shakeseare is a great writer that deserves all the praise he gets BUT if you like his plays you are pretentious.
I saw Othello the other day and... well some people are too snobby. Seriously if you can see the play and not think "well that's a bit much" you're a snob.
I'm slightly convinced that Shakespeare was bi polar. Have you noticed that in most of his plays, if someone does something wrong someone dies. Who knows maybe he was just angry? But I digress being as I'm too ignorant about Shakespeare to make an intelligent point.
My issue with the play Othello is that Othello is meant to be the hero, when he is clearly not! Oth
we should, but i'll only be free on monday and the late evening on saturday and i'll be free on sunday. Msybe s sleepover on saturday will be better if you're free then.
Monday (tomorrow) i'm around most of the day, but we're seeing some people late afternoon. There's also all that wonderful revision we're supposed to be doing... Saturday I'm racing in Nottingham, we'll probably be getting back late afternoon/early evening. Sunday's a possibility, but i don't know what time i'll have rowing (we'll need to unload the trailer and re-rig the boats.) I love rowing, but it does unfortunately limit your social life sometimes...